Detective Svengali is not only a top crime solver he is also one of the hippest cats in town. So of course he was asked to share his hip music taste on his new Weekend show Svengali’s Video a go-go. Playing all the newest videos for your displeasure.
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With special Guest Stars Emily Barclay, Jason Lorn Sellers Starring John Roecker as Svengali # # # Drunk Detective Svengali (John Roecker) battles out with evil professor (Tim Armstrong) in the mist of murder, music, sex & intrigue. The series is an homage to 70’s detective shows of yesteryear but set in 2010 using the city of Los Angeles as a backdrop. Shot guerilla-style with no permits or taste, this is one web series people will never forget. A series so shocking and sexy it will satisfy your bad taste palette more than "Cougar Town" could. |
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March 12th, 2010 at 12:27 am
oh john hooray! well done. fuck the haters, who gives a shit what they think, y’know? do what you love, and fuck the rest.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:57 am
GOOD JOB JOHN !!! THANKS FOR THE SHOWS hope you have another series on the web soon. continue doing what you do the way you want it to be done.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:59 am
Brilliant Just Bloody Brilliant. You are a sheer genius John and this just further proves it, Im sad its now over but shall look forward to your next project
March 12th, 2010 at 1:01 am
This was amazing. Thank you for such a great entertaining time. I cannot wait to see what you have for us in the future
<3
March 12th, 2010 at 1:03 am
What can I say? This has been one Hell of a ride. I’ve loved every single second of this show, and I’m going to be lost without it. Please, never stop making things, you amaze me in new ways every day. Svengali is the best show I’ve seen in a while, and that’s saying something.
March 12th, 2010 at 1:15 am
Pure Brilliance. Please never stop being amazing
March 12th, 2010 at 1:23 am
That was so incredible John!
Definately one of the best things I’ve seen in a really really long time. You’ve got a hell of a lot of talent,and that’s a hard thing to find in anything nowadays. I can’t wait to see what you come up with next!
(P.S. Fuck whoever can’t handle your art,they’re too idiotic to see real humor when it’s right in front of them
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March 12th, 2010 at 1:23 am
Finally I can post my comment!!
First off, let me start by saying that I really do hope there is a second season! I love this show so much!
And now, I shall continue.
The way Daisy Chain disguises her voice as Svengali’s as she answers the phone for the captain’s call is ADORABLE! Especially when she says ‘ hello’.
The knife fight scene was especially great! Especially when the serial killer just walks up to the guy almost screaming ‘no clues!’ lol. The fact that the cop just stands there and doesn’t seem to care makes me laugh even more!
Daisy Chain’s face through out the Murkin and Fake pussy is just amazing! Creepy and yet salesmanish lol
Everytime I see Daisy’s date, I’m always shocked! It’s just so…unexpected! Especially when she starts strangling poor Svengali who already looks absolutely heartbroken watching Daisy move on while he’s stuck feeling useless and pathetic in bed. I always feel so sad for him laying there, getting Daisy to tell him who’s she’s going out with
I always laugh when I see the Penthouse shirt…one of my favorite magazines if you must know and the pink and green socks?! YES!!!!
Watching poor Svengali drag himself down the hall and even falling two flights of stairs just to try and rescue Daisy is just so adorable! I was cheering him on the entire time, even when he yelled out “Son of a cunt!”…favorite saying now by the way lol
Watching Svengali killing the serial killer was pretty awesome and funny. Slow motion was the best way to go, even when he was telling her to ‘just fucking die!’ lol
But the twist at the end of the scene? Very sad! I was all like “NOOOOO!!!!”
but alas, what really makes this episode VERY special is the part where Svengali and Daisy are speaking in the hospital. When Svengali has his note and writes it to Daisy, speaking about all the things you wouldn’t have thought he would have spoken about when you first begin watching the series. Telling her he loves her, wants to protect her and that’s why he always comes to help her. How weak he feels when she watches him fail and explaining why he puts her down so that he can try and make himself feel good again.
But the necrophiliac serial killer who gets her in the bathroom paired with the very emotional montage of video between Daisy and Svengali (even the funny bloopers to try and lighten the mood) are what REALLY make this episode so emotional. When Svengali is just waiting there, you feel so sorry for him not knowing what’s going on in the bathroom. I almost burst into tears, the poor thing!
So now, I’m going to end this with;
PLEASE!!! MORE!!!!
March 12th, 2010 at 2:34 am
wow!!!
AMAZING!
March 12th, 2010 at 2:35 am
John please call me this show has to air. If anyone is reading this please tell John we want this to be on cable TV. You won’t even have to reshoot anything. John you have my number F/X Channel wants Svengali! Come on John your fans want it!
H.K.
March 12th, 2010 at 2:41 am
I loved this show so much!! Really gonna miss it now
Hope to see some more very soon
March 12th, 2010 at 4:04 am
I enjoyed this episode so much, But i’m also so freaking sad.
You did it again, great work! I’m looking forward to whatever else you come up with in the future. I will be re-watching all the episodes no doubt about it. Oh and I loved the bite on the leg ha ha!
March 12th, 2010 at 4:19 am
I tried posting this yesterday but the site was hacked the moment I finished it.
I saw your posts on Facebook about the episode being up and for the first time, I was a little reluctant on coming over here. Normally, I’d be over here as soon as physically possible. Maybe this time, the moment I finished watching the episode, I’d have to accept that this is all over and at the moment, it’s a little too hard to accept.
The serial killer trap was ingenious. It was such a “Daisy Chain” thing to do, as if we could have ever expected anything else of the lovable whore. I love Daisy so much that I have her as my text message tone. So now when I get a text, I think of this and I think of you.
Congratulations Mr Roecker, you made me cry. The note toward the end was just beautiful. You could tell how heartfelt it was, given the context of everything, that made it all the more painful but still beautiful.
The footage at the end with you and Mikey made me laugh and cry. To see you both happy together but knowing the things I do – it was painful, not only because I’ve been in that situation myself but because I know how hard that must have been for you to include.
This episode is probably my favourite, I loved the whole season so it’s hard for me to say that. The whole series has been amazing, well worth all the hard work you’ve put in to it. Those people who give you shit are worth nothing, they don’t know you, how hard you’ve worked on this, how painful it’s been the way that we do.
It’s been an absolute joy to watch this, to be in some way a part of it and a part of you. It was with a massive amount of pleasure and pride that I could say to people that this was and still is my addiction. Now the show is over, I’m not so sure what I’m going to do. Yeah, there’s Heart Like A Hand Grenade to look forward to but there’s still going to be a void, a Svengali-shaped hole inside me.
Knowing that the show is over… it hurts, it really does. There’s really nothing else I can fill the void with and to be honest, I don’t want to fill it. That would mean I would be saying there’s something better than this and I don’t think there could ever be anything like Svengali.
Yeah, I’m sad to see that the show is over, but I’m happy because I know that there are new things coming. Somewhere in that future out there, there’s going to be something from you which I love and adore as much as Svengali, and maybe I’ll love it more than this. Either way, I know that this journey with you isn’t over and I can’t wait to see what’s coming up.
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for making this series, for being the amazing and gracious man that you are.
I love you J.
Tasha xxx
March 12th, 2010 at 4:22 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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THIS REALLY DEPRESSES ME D:
March 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am
Well done John! I loved so much this show. Nice bitter end, who was singing on the last bit?
I hope to see you around with something new in the near future. We love you so fucking much <3
March 12th, 2010 at 6:39 am
WOW. I can’t find any words to describe how amazing this was.
I’m going to miss Svengali so fuckin much!!! thanks for everything John <3
March 12th, 2010 at 6:54 am
DUDE!!!! im so stoked for the second season which you MUST do!!! hah!! awesome job! SVENGALI MUST RETURN!!! make it happen! wut else am i going to do on my boring nights after work!!
March 12th, 2010 at 8:27 am
but.. no… NO! I can’t believe it’s over. I can’t cry with movies or series, but I’m kinda crying right now. John, this was beautiful. Seriously. You’re a great artist, and please, make a second season. PRETTY PLEASE! Svengali made me laugh when I was feeling down, it can’t be over after 5 episodes (or 6, ’cause I’m counting the fifth one as a double one).
I love you. You’re great. Keep with the great job.
PS: That Dylan’s cover was beautiful. My mom wants to watch the serie now because of what she heard.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:55 am
Let me just say this was one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in my entire life! Just one question, did he ever find out why she never came back like she said he would?
March 12th, 2010 at 9:25 am
I laughed, I cried… no shit… not even being facetious. Amazing work as always John. Thank you so very much for bringing this to us! WE LOVE YOU!
March 12th, 2010 at 11:01 am
I’m crying as I write this, what a sad ending! Thank you so much John, it’s an incredible series. I really hope that’s not all from Svengali though!
March 12th, 2010 at 11:37 am
Over?? noooo
That was a beautiful episode John!!!!
Thank you for Svengali , thank you for sharing this with us.
You are beyond than just a creator , you are fucking brilliant!!!!
I love you and your work so much
Hoping for season two ???? *fingers crossed* =)
Love ,
Roni Granit
March 12th, 2010 at 11:51 am
Johnny, I know that speech about Daisy came straight from the heart. I got choked up during that montage.
You’re so much sweeter and wonderful than people often give you credit for.
March 12th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
man, i wish i could say something inspiring and deep like everyone else.
but im too stunned and speechless to really form complete thoughts.
i love it, absolutely amazing. the tension in these last two parts was mounting and now its just….done.
please have another season John, i know its like one large emotional rollercoaster but we love it when you share you bleeding heart and soul with us.
love you so much babe, you are way too modest for your own good! <3
March 12th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
I’m gonna miss my weekly Svengali fix. That was genius. Also, loved the pink socks, they ruled!
March 12th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Well done on an amazing series
I’ve loved it from the beginning and have enjoyed every episode. I’m sad to see it leaving, but keep making the things you do
You’re amazing John! xxxxxxxxx
March 12th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS THE END! Those were some of the best half-hours of my life.
March 13th, 2010 at 5:00 am
God, i think there are no words to decribe how fucking amazing Svengali is!
I’m sad this was the last episode, i’m really gonna miss it.
Mikey did an awesome cover of “don’t think twice its alright”
Thank you, once again you made my day.
March 13th, 2010 at 5:19 am
This very last episode makes me sad of course that there will never be any new Svengali episodes every week. Svengali became my pick-me-up in some situations. But I’m alsp very happy that it ended this well and how bittersweet and beautiful you made the entire series, John. On another note, the music in this was absolutely superb!! “Baby, I Love You” at the end of a well-deserving series could not have fit more perfectly. But please John, now that Svengali is truly over, make something else amazing to make my life complete..
i love you sooo much!! <3
March 13th, 2010 at 6:26 am
I am not really sure what to say other than this was fucking amazing…. Thank you for doing this..
Its a bit sad that is over now, i really want more, so i hope there will be a second season coming soon..
March 13th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Amazing.
We are working on a big LA Premier for you Johnny.
March 14th, 2010 at 1:18 am
woww … this is the second time I watch this .. and still .. I cant believe its over! …
… and if you dont.. at least another project! … I never get tired of saying this … THANK YOU
.. for al the laughs you have given me! .. all this nights of enterteinment! … cause its 3am lol .. usually the time I watched the show lol .. thank you thank you thank you
… for being such an amazing mind! … I cant wait to see the next of svengali and daisy chain! … cause I know there will be more! l
please john .. I know you have a second season in store for us
xoxoxox
March 14th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Loved the Rebel without a Cause insert clip.
March 15th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Ah John, you know I love this and you <3
Some of you might know about a project I did with some friends to thank John for giving us Svengali and generally being amazing. Hope you guys enjoy this.
Part One: http://vimeo.com/10162154
Part Two: http://vimeo.com/10162593
Part Three: http://vimeo.com/10162843
March 17th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
how could we ever repay you for all of this john
pure brilliance
lots of love to you XX
March 18th, 2010 at 2:50 am
Im in love with svengali <3
xoxoxoxo
March 18th, 2010 at 11:47 am
Oh John, you’ve no idea how much i love this show!
It really saddens me to see it end… and i really hope for a second season.
1/4 of my life’s inside jokes with my friends are about Svengali. I even named my guitar Svengali, and my friend named hers Daisy Chain.
I really do love your show, and plan to watch them over and over and over whenever possible.
i love this and you Johngali <3
xoxo
March 18th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
I liked it you dick!
March 23rd, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Wow. I really enjoyed this, John. It was….different. I’m sad that it’s over, but I can’t wait until you do something else. (:
April 1st, 2010 at 12:39 am
The credit song and the song for the ending of Svengali are amazing. Now prepare for the rambling aftershock after finally being able to finish watching this series:
Holy crap…I think the way you ended this was so unbelievably wonderful that it completely changed my outlook on the story altogether…and in a good way. I have NEVER seen an ending that was able to completely take something so hilariously obscene and turn it into something emotional and inspiring.
At first, it seemed like Svengali would be something for me to watch for a ton of good laughs, but the ending, even with all of its Svengali charm, actually made me look at this as a reflection on life, no matter how crazy it can be. I don’t know what your purpose was behind everything, but that’s what I got from it…all because of that ending. You made it so everything I saw beforehand will be seen in a different light the next time I watch it, and once my internet stops being a bitchass, I WILL watch this series again.
I cannot explain how happy I am with Svengali, and I can’t even begin to thank you enough. I sound like such a cheesy little suck-up, but this is seriously one of those rare works of art that leaves you in complete awe when you aren’t even expecting it. This was most certainly a shocking conclusion.
John, you are now officially a huge inspiration to me.
May 26th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Well…I started watching Svengali and watched an episode a day until now. MY GOD, I did not expect to fall in love. i really hope this isnt the last we see of him. absolutely amazing. proud to say: I am now a huge Roecker fan <3. xox
August 9th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
This show made me laugh in the three most painful days of my life. Thank you so much. I don’t think I would have made it without you.
August 12th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
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August 14th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
The end makes me cry everytime I watch it. What a masterpiece this series is.
August 15th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
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August 31st, 2010 at 10:26 am
It’s took me so long to go through the Svengali World Series (you’re going to get the story..), I started in about May/June time and just finished. I watched this whole first episode in a week as I had to break it up into little bits. I then watched the first half of the second episode in school but my teacher [who is a pushover] said that ‘if the head walked in and saw me watching that we would both get into trouble.’ I couldn’t watch it for a long time again as I wasn’t alowed on my brother laptop (the home laptop is downstairs, my parents could walk in at any moment) so as soon as I got the chance (like a month later) I watched the end of the second episode and the third. After this; I got grounded so as soon as I was alowed online again, I wasn’t going to blow it, I waited a week then watched the forth episode then the holidays came when I was never alone (family, parents, brother). I had a friend over, who wanted to see this show so I showed her the first episode, that set me back even more. And just there; last night I decided to watch the final episode, I got to part three then had to go offline. So I’m here now, just watched the final part and, I loved it, worth the wait by far. I thought it was so sweet, yet funny. It was so good how they found eachother in the end. <3
and now I've got to ask you something. Is there anyway online I can get this on DVD (stupid question but yano..). And if there is whatt price would it be in Great British Pounds.. and could I get an autograph =D [ignore the last remark.. if you wish.] Anyway, job well done. I've seen some good shows in 2010 and Svengali is right at the top.
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